Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 20, 2016
April 19, 2016
April 21, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: If you truly want more homework, I could assign you some. Phoebe: You could? Marigold: I got excellent grades in unicorniversity. My thesis was called Transgressive Sparkle Paradigms: A Deconstructive Analysis of Magicalness as a Literalist Post-Modern Idiom. Phoebe: ...what? Marigold: Academic unicorns have a certain way of speaking.
Unicorns resemble the House of Lords in the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta, who “said nothing in particular/And said it very well.”