Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 27, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: While my horn is indeed magnificent, is it my best feature? Perhaps not! I have always regarded my tail as a fine accent, like the coda at the end of a symphony. And you see my hooves, polished to a shine! It is all part of a rich tapestry. Phoebe: I asked you your favorite kind of pie. Marigold: I prefer to answer the question I wish had been asked.
So Marigold’s running for President? Makes more sense than Trump.