Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 11, 2016
September 10, 2016
September 12, 2016
Transcript:
"You are roughly spherical!!!!!!!! You have a retrograde orbit!!!!!! You rotate every nine hours!!!!!" Marigold: You are getting many text messages. Phoebe: Sue discovered Saturn has a moon called "Phoebe". Now she's texting me facts about "myself". Look. "Your surface is irregular in color!!!!!" Marigold: That one is true. Phoebe: They're called FRECKLES.
Come on Phoebe. You can counterattack such pathetic idea of bullying… if that’s what she’s doing.