Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 26, 2017
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Transcript:
Phoebe: Augh!! Marigold: "Augh"? Phoebe: I died. Marigold: You what? PHoebe: Well, my guy died. Marigold: You will need some time to mourn. Phoebe: Naw, it's fine. I have another guy. Marigold: Humans are so callous. Phoebe: He knew the risks.
There’s an Onion article about a video game character realizing that a cruel god just won’t let him stay dead.