Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 12, 2017

Another rerun I really like. Like the Wii one, it’s one of the earliest Sunday strips.

It reminds me a lot of “The Dad Who Lived to Regret Being Mean to His Kid” from Calvin and Hobbes.

I think Phoebe told Marigold the rules, but Marigold didn’t pay much attention.

Cheating is gonna happen if the game is to live up to it’s name.

The same thing happened to me playing UNO. My mom’s friend is such a cheater! Anyway, that wouldn’t happen to be Monopoly, is it? It took me years to understand that game.

They should probably find something else to play.

Two simple rules, Marigold. 1. No magic. 2. Be a good loser.

A big fat stinky cheater, with fangs!

It looks as if they’re playing Monopoly. Everyone I’ve ever played with seems to have their own version of the rules to Monopoly.

Why do we have reruns?

Ha, ha, haven’t seen this one in awhile…

Ah, back when we used obviously inaccurate insults. (Marigold might stink, but she’s certainly not fat.)

To Monopoly? She doesn’t know the rules. Her PARENTS don’t know the rules. It’s friggin’ Monopoly.

that game would never go faster

Phoebe: I’ve been telling you the rules for the past half hour, yet you keep insisting on disobeying them!