Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 30, 2018

It seems that orns give birth to young that are neither unique or common, and as they mature, they must at some point choose which one they want to be.

Twilight Sparkle was born a unicorn and then became an alicorn before we knew it.

“You can be anything you want to be.” ……………. I want to be young again. Hello? Where did you go?

They say you can be anything you want to be. Apparantly, that is called identity theft.

But Phoebe, aren’t you a nerd?

This reminds me of the times I use to pretend I was a severe asthmatic to get out of school. I could even change my skin to a paler color.

“You can be anything you want to be . . . except that.”

“You can be anything you want to be” is far from being actually true.

As a little kid, I wanted to be a lobster.

“Always be yourself unless you can be a unicorn then always be a unicorn”

I did have thoughts of being a satyr for awhile in high school.

Is she’s a queen, she needs to be referred to as “Your Majesty”. ;P