Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 01, 2018

At least you don’t have dolphins tied to your feet like in that one Far Side comic.

When a broom is capable of sarcasm, it’s more like a servant than a mode of transportation.

wouldn’t it her interesting to see Marigold on the basketball court with those things?

Is Marigold saying that the sneakers are supposed to help her sneak??? Psh, unicorns!

Should have bought New Balance…or maybe that’s the problem…she did and is highly disappointed.

When i was her age, squeaky new hightop Keds were the best thing ever.

That must be a hardwood floor…I’ve never heard sneakers squeak on carpet.

Also, I hope Ms. Zap got that sarcastic broom squared away.

They sold her squeakers instead of sneakers.

They must stay on with magic.

“Squeak! Squeak, I tell you, squeak!” Ren Hoek

Adidas Marigold found a New Balance on her bank account, because she had to buy two pairs of sneakers…soon, she will Converse, with the store owner, because she did not Nike it…okay, I’ll stop now.

My great aunt (who owned a shoe repair shop) used to say shoes squeak until they’re paid for.

If you want to get rid of the clip-cloping, just drop the freaking coconuts.

At your land are unicorns barehooves, or wear horseshoes?

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