Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 04, 2018

I said not to count on Dakota being cooperative.

Maybe the assignment is learning Goblinese?

Of course this plan failed.

No, Marigold. Maybe sheis teaching their to use a cel phone.

So you ask her nicely, and she farts at you. At least that’s what MINE sound like ;-)

She should have asked Max. He’d be happy to help her out. As for Dakota, she should just say blaart blart BLÄÄRRT!

I love the ongoing implication that somewhere, Phoebe and Marigold are supporting cast in the comic strip DAKOTA AND HER GOBLIN HORDE.

People have a need to be accepted by others. It’s one of those things that is hard wired into our brains.

This need gets amplified the deeper you get into a peer group.

Can’t she just text her teacher?

Nobody can say that Dakota doesn’t have her own weird quirks now.

Now I’m wondering what that “BLART” translates to. I know Dakota isn’t really fluent in the language herself (seeing last time she still needed Marigold to translate), so for all we know, she could be just shouting “SHOE!” or some random thing like that…could be anything, really…“GUMDROP!”“BOTTLE!”“TRAIN CAR!”“VIGOROUSLY!”

I wonder how Phoebe got Dakota’s cell number if Dakota wants nothing to do with her. Hmm…

She should just Whinny Neigh back at her!