Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 12, 2018

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    Averagemoe  about 6 years ago

    Back in my day, the school was on a giant elevator that was above our house in the morning, and below it in the afternoon. In between was a fifteen mile long bridge full of climate control gizmos that kept it covered with snow even in warm weather. And they had this weird law about not being allowed to cross it unless you were barefoot.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    I pay my bills online.

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    codycab  about 6 years ago

    Remember another convenient way to pay bills? Like at a Smith’s?

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    asrialfeeple  about 6 years ago

    When I kept getting those advertising brochures filled with things “I couldn’t live without” despite asking several times to be removed from their list, I ripped them up, put the pieces in a return envelope and mailed it back to them. Without postage. They quickly learned not to bother me anymore, since I was costing them more money.

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    tripwire45  about 6 years ago

    Somehow, I think Mom and Dad just dissed themselves.

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    Mario500  about 6 years ago

    If I were the “Phoebe” mentioned in the last panel of this cartoon, I would say this: Why did you say that about me? It was not nice.

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    amaneaux  about 6 years ago

    “You should always lie, Calvin. It builds character!”

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    Charlie Tuba  about 6 years ago

    No mail today! It’s Veterans’ Day!

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    jerrica.benton333  over 1 year ago

    ethan is the characteryest! He should get his own spinoff

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