Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 11, 2021

Spoiler alert, but isn’t Pennywise from “It” also technically an extraterrestrial floating cloud of lights?

I have a hot take on what Sparkleface’s voice should be. Ever try to talk while inhaling instead of exhaling? Basically that.

Like I said before, the magical creatures are so condescending.

SparkleFace doesn’t have a mouth either. How do they speak?

Sparkleface: How cute. She thinks she’s people.

Awkward.

Ka-SPARKLES! Oh, wait, that’s Rip Haywire. Anybody got any pancakes?

Not making a great first impression here, Phoebs.

Inquisitive little girl, isn’t she?

“I”, not “we”??

Last time I saw something like this was in the original Star Trek episode “The Lights Of Zetar”.