Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 31, 2021

So lameness is basically crippling insecurity. Wait, that sounds right, but also seems wrong.

Phoebe’s wish is still going strong.

So between Unicorns factually being cool (more so than any human), I’m pretty sure that with Saturday’s strip on their Pledge of Alliengence that Phoebe’s comment is blasphemy.

Forgive her though for she knows not what she has done.

I find Marigold’s being offended about Phoebe not thinking Marigold was cooler than her very offense.

All friends get on each other’s nerves at some point in time. It’s part of the package!

Sweet and completely weird.

Phoebe would be way cooler if she was wearing shades.

I think you’re just digging yourself in deeper at this point, Phoebe.

I’m still questioning why phoebe has a beret on

For a moment, I misinterpreted the penultimate sentence. She means, “I still know that you like me,” but it could also be read as “I still know you as closely as I know myself.”

“It’s super low pressure.”

(feels reminded of weather by this dialogue)

If she keeps trying to be cooler than everybody else she’ll grow up to be frigid…