Pickles by Brian Crane for August 25, 2009

Good one, Opal! Maybe it’s trying to hook-up and make a unibrow.

If the right brow wins, then the left one will be the brow-beaten?

I’m just browsing.

Just one of those wild hairs.

This is low-brow.

Have you nothing better to do than stare at a mirror?

As long as they don’t meet in the middle. It always creeps me out to see some guy with such thick eyebrows that there is no gap between them.

Macushlalondra said, 11 minutes ago

As long as they don’t meet in the middle. It always creeps me out to see some guy with such thick eyebrows that there is no gap between them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Even creepier are women who have plucked out all their eyebrow hair and then paint on eyebrows with makeup! Scary!

And the right brow wins by a………..nose.

Alpha brow? Low-brow? Lowin’ brow maybe.

Just be sure it doesn’t become a Hoff brow – that’d be a hassle.

Doty explains the obvious again. Perhaps he’s so dense he has to explain it to himself.

[Joe Allan} Doty has also explained that he suffers the effects of head trauma (possibly sustained in Viet Nam?) He’s not a troll, his posts are probably above average for clarity and relevance. I think we could afford to cut him some slack.

Well now, the left brow must cow tow and bow to the right brow…but how?