Pickles by Brian Crane for November 02, 2010

I like his logic……..

That’s one way to get Earl out of the chair.

You’ve got to be flexible when it comes to cookies and diets.

My third rule of dieting –

home made cookies actually absorb calories when eaten.

If they are broken the calories don’t count!

That’s our boy, Earl.

Hot chocolate chip cookies? Gimme some milk and stand back!

So much for will power.

Hey, no spam yet!

Never say no to chocolate chip cookies yum!

Remember, broken cookies don’t count, either. Fracture causes calorie leakage!

They’re good dunked in beer…

walking to the kitchen to get the cookie … that burns calories so Earl can probably now have 2!

I went on a diet and after one week, I realized I lost one week of good eating.

The See Food Diet:

Earl doesn’t need to lose either 10 or 9 pounds. All he can do is just eating the homemade chocolate chip cookies as much as he can. Enjoy eating it, anyway. Or he can eat the cookie with gluton-free.