Pickles by Brian Crane for April 20, 2012

Sadly there comes a time when all too many of us become too old for pictures…we can brag about.

“Did you have more hair than Earl”?

My father’s paternal grandfather was Amish. How would I know what he looked like in his childhood if the Amish forbid photography? It’s a “graven image” to them.

Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’

Into the future…

I think we would all hate to see pictures of ourselves when we were older.

I’ve seen pictures of me when I was older.I don’t know how it was done….but they have to have been taken some years into the future, cos I can’t possibly look that way yet!

It may be a few albums before you get to see any of him when he’s older.

A lad that will be a comedy writer no doubt! On the order of Steven Wright

I put a picture of me when I was younger on top of my driver license picture. Of course it’s not glued so I can show my ID. But the looks I get is priceless.

Nelson’s not too sharp on that whole time/space continuum thing.

I don’t see my bald spot on the back of my head except in photos. Whose the bald guy? Oh, it’s me.

Every star you see is a view of its past. It might not even be there now.

I have the same problem with that old man in my pictures. How can anyone born in 1933 be 79 years old?

a word-for-word classic Mitch Hedburg joke; still funny, all the same.

@Penny Robinson Fan Club, AshburnStadium was not being a troll. He was adding onto his previous comment that he gave to NOMROM.

I bet Nelson looked adorable when he was a LOT younger.

LOL LOL. Would pay to see Earl’s baby photos.

xxx

I can see Amish from my house……

Thinking.“Picture Of Dorian Grey.” How to do that?

(Evil laughing)

Mitch Hedberg!

What? I see nothing wrong with Ashburn Stadiims comments what so ever.Nothing trollish about them at all. And yes, I too am surrounded by the Amish. White, yellow and black toppers, and in the neighboring county, gray toppers.

whoops; you’re right, and my apologies-mitch hedberg, not hedburg.

he has been like that for more than he has been old

That kid is an astute observer and could go far.

QED