I just discovered that the loops on the back of expensive running shoes are meant to act as a “shoehorn” to pull them on by. My neighbour uses them to hang her son’s shoes in the airspace overnight to air out.
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teethPeople should get beat up for stating their beliefsHe wants a shoehorn, the kind with teethBecause he knows there’s no such thingRead more at http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/99104/#ZZgSJIzz4zeypIRY.99
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
I like Nelson’s remark in the third panel better than Opal’s in the final.
Llewellenbruce about 12 years ago
Looks like Opal got the place back in shape.
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
I just discovered that the loops on the back of expensive running shoes are meant to act as a “shoehorn” to pull them on by. My neighbour uses them to hang her son’s shoes in the airspace overnight to air out.
gjsjr41 about 12 years ago
Earl, can you play a tune on your shoe horn?
El Ctrosan about 12 years ago
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teethPeople should get beat up for stating their beliefsHe wants a shoehorn, the kind with teethBecause he knows there’s no such thingRead more at http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/99104/#ZZgSJIzz4zeypIRY.99
Plods with ...™ about 12 years ago
From Opal smackin him upside it.
jtviper7 about 12 years ago
Next use it to put Opal’s tongue back in.
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
I’ve never even thought of a ‘hat horn’. I can’t wait to us it in an insult.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 12 years ago
Look who’s going to be vacationing tonight on the couch!
Number Three about 12 years ago
Excellent one, Opal!
LOL xxx
hippogriff about 12 years ago
Bdaysuit: Shoe horns can only play footnotes.
Philip Griffin about 12 years ago
If you use a shoe horn to get your foot into a tight shoe, what do you use to get your car into a tight spot?
Kathe about 12 years ago
Good one, Opal!
JP Steve Premium Member about 12 years ago
I need a panthorn to get my old pants over my new belly!