Pickles by Brian Crane for June 24, 2013

Are you sure, Opal? I don’t remember that you were there …

Earl was just checking if Opal was listening.

Are those strawberries Opal is eating?

Earl has a confederate memory.

I can’t believe he gave Paul Bunion the axe that he chopped down the cherry tree with

Reminds me of Tom Ballard on “Waiting for God.” (BBC)

We have an older fellow who does this at work. His past life gets more and more interesting every year. He says he flew super-secret missions into Cambodia via supersonic helicopters and the Blackbird fighter jet, was the idea man in several multi-national corporations, and now in his old age has three super-models like Charlie’s Angels living with him, running around in skimpy lingerie. ,On his way back from flying a cargo plane with them from Nebraska, he says, the Blue Angels flew alongside chatting over the radio, then they all landed at a local airport for lunch. Unlike Earl, who is probably just entertaining himself, this guy actually believes it. We know he has medical problems.

I can’t believe Earl’s older than dirt.

“A yuck series”?! Have you lost what there was of your puny mind?! That was a great family series!

I remember when…Lone Ranger " Look at all those Freaken Indians Tonto "

Tonto " Who you ? and what a Kemosabe ? "

What was that Alka Seltzer : " I can’t believe I ate the whole thing ! " ?

Well my favorite was Wanted Dead or Alive with Steve McQueen. Although Rifleman wasn’t bad and of course we should not forget Rawhide.

Reality and Fantasy NEVER mixes, Earl.

LOL xxx

I remember being on a 3 hour boat tour with an actress, a billionaire and his wife, a country girl, the Skipper and a guy named Gilligan.

Oh yea, and the professor. And a bunch of headhunters.

Tsk! That’s Hoppy, not hoppie.

Based ib the Dalton gang’s extremely unsuccessful raid on two banks in Coffeeville, KS.

He grew up on that series. Chuck Connors practically raised him.

Not to mention Buffalo Bill Junior, Annie Oakley and Rin Tin Tin. Please. Although Tales of the Texas Rangers was good.

My Grandma used to make up stories for our family tree. When I told her that doesnt sound right she said “Well, who’s gonna know?!” LOL