Pickles by Brian Crane for December 01, 2013

The good Lord covered imperfect heads with hair

He got it from his maternal grandfather, which means you’re next, Nelson!

Careful, Nelson, you’re likely to inherit the same genes.

I must be lucky, halfway down my back now with no scalp in sight.

I’m not bald…this is a solar panel for my genitalia.

Blame your great-grandmother, Nelson. It;s all her fault.

Time Magazine about 40 years ago had an article praising baldness.“Hair is something that God gave to men with imperfect heads.”

I’d a chosen the bald pattern. Better’n havin’ to cut this stuff every 2 mo.

Yep, it skips generations Nelson…

I found old family pix for 4 gens ahead of me, and it looks like the ‘skips generations’ factor is a FACT ! Seems my grandfather, HIS grandfather and I have/had extremely high and wide foreheads.

Wonder from whom Nelson inherited cow-pie head???

Nelson is just too cute at times.

xxx

God gave me a choice between hair and a tremendous sex drive…

I let my eyebrows grow and comb them back over.

For the love of All Things Holy, please check out the GoComics ecards so dusty diamond can GIVE IT A REST !!!

I heard it as “God only made so many perfect heads — the rest he covered with hair.”

Is there an echo in here?? Alla sudden everybody has ‘double-commented!’