Pickles by Brian Crane for November 04, 2014

What a wimp he starting to become.

Well, Earl, she could throw it all in the blender. Then you could have your chicken teriyaki smoothie in your La-Z-Boy.

Slow down, Earl. No wonder you have problems with your digestion. Then you probably lie down immediately after eating. Hope you don’t have reflux.

Good thinking Opal!!!

I wouldn’t call it a stir fry.

Maybe he just needs to man-up and cook a meal himself.

Open wide Opal…

Earl, use a little energy to cut up your food and you can call it your daily exercise!

He’s going to swallow his false teeth!

Is this joke orgasm-related?!!

I hate it when people expect everything to be done for them.

I know it’s a comic strip but this is too much like reality.

xxx

Poor baby. If you learned to respect the cook…

He’s too busy whining to eat

Opal wants to eat with you, Earl. Make her happy.

+10

In a wok, of course..I’m reminded of a recipe which begins:“First, steal a chicken…”