Pickles by Brian Crane for July 06, 2015

GOTCHA !

I wonder how much a facial cost these days?

Is it even possible for a mustachioed man to get a facial at a spa? Won’t the goop or whatever get in the mustache?

Ummmm…where does the face end and the bald head begin.

@whaleman: Because that’s the couple’s surname.

HEY… Did he just insult me ? LOL.

i’ve never understood how a baby’s bottom became the superlative standard for softness. shouldn’t something else, less messy, be just as soft, and more easily referred to, without being racy or involving bathroom humor?

My face is always very soft every time I use Facial Scrub.

xxx