Pickles by Brian Crane for November 02, 2015

Except, it wasn’t cheese when it went in there!

Hopefully some Metamucil will fall out of the medicine chest.

My husband jams everything full, and I mean jams! UGH!

Sometimes I look in our fridge and make the same comment. Then I sit back and think how lucky I am to be able to make that comment when so many others can’t. Gotta count your blessings

a friendly fridge always hold s tasty treat

it didn’t fall out. It was committing suicide by jumping out towards you. “EAT ME!”

I hope he beat the 5 second rule………But, then it’s cheese – I’m sure he doesn’t care.

But, Who cut the cheese ?

I told my wife that she could control the money, just give me what little I need. I then told her that I have lived rough, and she really did not want to – so she better how to keep the mortgage, food and the utilities paid.

41 years later and we have never had to be without a roof, food, or utilities for even a day.

one of my few skills-rearranging the fridge to make everything fit. i can’t get paid for it, sadly. but invite me to your next party, i’m great to have around as it’s ending and you’re trying to cope with the leftovers.

I know how to get Earl to stop complaining about the cramped fridge, Opal: stop doing the grocery shopping! Then count down how long it takes him to bellyache (no pun intended!) that there’s nothing to eat!

After it’s been on the floor?

xxx

Why is it Opals fault?

Sometimes bad things turn out to be good things.