Pickles by Brian Crane for October 31, 2016

Opal’s hearing aids must be at full volume

As a rule, I am not a liar, but I will NEVER again tell the truth when my wife asks me “Do these jeans make my butt look good.”

Earl, her wings are big enough. Hey, I should know.

Earl lives of life of danger.

Or less drag . . .

“Magic wings can lift any burden, not that you’re a burden.”

With Earl’s age came wisdom.

Ohhhh, good thing dogs can’t talk.

She should’ve put on goose wings not butterfly wings, then she could’ve flapped his rump!

Fairies look nice and cute, but some of them are blood suckers. Others are just dangerous. Stay away from them should you be unlucky enough to see their fluttering shapes in a magical glow.

It is the PERSON INSIDE that counts ! You will miss out on meeting and knowing a lot of really " Beautiful " people if you only focus on the " Exterior " , Both in Men and Women !

Does Opal realize there’s no such thing as fairies? Where has she seen them flying around “so gracefully”?

I bet Earl expected to see Opal dressed as a witch!

I’m just saying.

xxx

oh Earl you are so stupid

Careful, Earl. If Opal hears you, you’re likely to get real wings at the Pearly Gates.