Pickles by Brian Crane for April 21, 2017

who puts something dangerous in their pants’ back pocket anyway?

I’ll pass too.

Surprised that more Cell Phones are not destroyed in back pockets…for the reason Earl just mentioned :-)

Nice cover story for eating too many Buffalo Wings!

We all have an orange stain.

Sore @$$

Why is Opal, who has been married to this man for 50 years or so be reluctant to view his body? She’s seen it before or they wouldn’t have a daughter.

I see people with cigarettes in their back pockets ?I hear cigarettes are going to $13 a pack in New York and California…

There once was a dufus named Earl,

who’s standing with backside unfurled.

Like some kind of nut,

he’s got an orange butt,

and Opal will stay with sis Pearl…

An orange stain on his body or on the pants? If he’s still wearing Opal’s pants, that’s a stain she’ll have to get out. But from the replies I guess it’s on his body in which case it’ll have to wear off.

I have never known pepper spray being used in the UK. Only in the U, S of A.

xxx

TMI!!! I’m with you Opal.

Never use your back pockets, I learned that decades ago. Think about what you would want to sit on and put those in there.

I always have racing stripes

Good thing I put underware on they stop bullet when I back fire