Pickles by Brian Crane for March 01, 2025

“One day you’ll go in for an ear and eyebrow trim and they’ll ask if you want your hair cut as well.”

Well, mine went from blonde to grey in a matter of months in my 40s.

Gone with the Wind

I guess Grandpa and his hair had a falling out…

“It was those hair-raising tales I heard "!

follicle production was outsourced

You will like how you look when you meet that someone who loves the way you look…

I always said that mine could turn gray as long as it didn’t turn loose. It actually turned almost white in my 50s, and there’s a bare spot on the back, but it still looks good up front.

Girls are going to love your hair!

“Someday, Nelson, you’ll look like me.” Yeah, that’ll cheer him up…

Mine just didn’t say goodbye – it just up and left.

Hair today. Gone tomorrow.

Good one, Earl!

I, on the other hand, have an increasingly flesh-colored hairstyle… ㋛

2 of our 3 sons (now in their mid and late 40s) hate the curly hair they got from their Mom, and have worn it buzzed since their mid teens.

On the other hand, I have often said (and have been backed up by every woman who’s ever heard me say it – especially hairdressers) that every woman I have every known who had curly hair has hated it, and spent incredible amounts of time and money to make it straight; every woman I have every known who had straight hair has hated it, and spent incredible amounts of time and money to make it curly.