Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 30, 2021

Who knows if I’ll reach that stage.

Wings, baby back ribs, slathered in Sweet Baby Rays. Bib, napkins, then take me outside and hose me off!

Only when I sit in my recliner to watch tv while I eat. Not at the table (which I can’t eat at anyway—long story)

I’ve watched lots of mafia movies with some prominent multicourse eating and wonder how those guys can eat all that without getting any of it on their three piece suits.;-D

And what are you if you SHOULD be wearing a bib for supper but aren’t? A pig?

Eh, I never wears one. Not even bearly.

Aim for the Pie Hole ;-)

I’m 82 years old but I don’t wear a bib when I eat spaghetti. I wear an apron. Works good and looks more dignified. I’ve even considered taking an apron with me when I go to Olive Garden.

A must have with spaghetti or soup.

I use the excuse of needing lean over my plate so I don’t spill, in order to get by having my elbows on the table.

you might be a plugger if you eat over the sink instead of at a table

Oink!

You might be a plugger if you start wearing a Diaper again

Not around my neck … but I do place my napkin on my lap, in easy reach … ;)

Guilty.