Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 12, 2022

yikes

If they didn’t move they are age spots.

You’re a plugger if you don’t look at your hands.

You are a plugger if, in the morning, your hands are gnarly bunches of bent sausages.

You just washed your hands, and I’m sure you did a good job … they’re age spots.

Not yet ! Thank – You :-)

Pluggers use Gojo or Boraxo and sometimes a bar of Lava, so there’s little doubt.

Just look at what’s left on those (what-used-to-be) clean white towels.

Mine are from blood thinners.

You’re a plugger if, you remember 20 Mule Team Borax and which actor/President did their ads.

Age spots are named for tracking purposes as they appear.

You’re aPlugger, if after washing your hands, you have to change into a dry shirt.

Huh, must be a glitch somewhere. All I see is a springtime whiteout blizzard.

So, you want help with that? I’m sorry, I just washed my hands and I can’t do a thing with them…

It’s not your hands. Time to get your eyeglass prescription checked. :)