Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 14, 2004

Transcript:

Boomer: I called you all out here tonight to help you reconnect with your inner wolf. I've come up with a ten-step program outlined in these binders. Poncho: I'm missing "The O.C." for this? Poo Poo: Sorry I'm late. Boomer: Poo Poo, take that off! Wolves don't wear sweaters! Poo Poo: There are wolves around here?? Boomer: Take your lesson plan and listen! Step one: howling at the moon. Observe. Oowww! Now you try, Poncho. Poncho: Oow. Boomer: No, come on, dig deep! Stare at the full moon! Poncho: It's gone behind some clouds. Boomer: Oh for the love of-- it'll come back out in a sec! Hudson: While we're waiting, let's play "duck, duck, goose"! Boomer: Don't sit on your binders! Hudson: Duck... duck... duck... Poo Poo: The ground is cold!