Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 22, 2004
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August 23, 2004
Transcript:
Poncho: Humans used to have tails and live in trees? Chazz: Yeah, that's the theory of evolution. Poncho: Did dogs live in trees, too? Chazz: Oh, yeah! They lived right alongside of the humans. They had 'swingies' instead of 'walkies', leashes were made of vines, and they played fetch with coconuts! Poncho: What about TV? Chazz: Yup! TV sets had tails and lived there too! Carmen: I think I hear Darwin throwing up in his grave. Chazz: Women hadn't evolved yet, so there was lots of time for TV and sports! Poncho: What about cable? Oh, gawd, was there cable??
