Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 11, 2005

Transcript:

Boomer: Hey, look! It's the mailman's dog! Poncho: Ha! Your master is a mailman! Scoff! Dog: You've been riding me for years about my mailman master! What does your master do? Poncho: He's a businessman. Dog: Oh, a businessman! Do you know what shape the world is in today because of the consumerism fueled by corporations run by businessmen? And what does your master do? Boomer: He teaches blind children how to read in underprivilaged countries. Dog: Really? Oh. Well...sounds like you've got a pretty good master. Um, sorry. Poncho: Your master does that? Boomer: Nah, he's a lawyer. But that would've made things too easy for him.