Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 23, 2008
Transcript:
Poncho: Today is the day! Hudson: What day? Poncho: I've been working on this super-elaborate scheme to drive my master's lousy cat-loving wife crazy! It includes gravity, thermal dynamics, and various chemical reactions! It's taken me months to assemble all the components and hours of work to set up the mechanics! All of my patience is finally going to pay off! This is the final piece of the puzzle! The timing is perfect! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Carmen: Poncho!! You've tracked dirty water all over the carpet! Of all the grumble cursed grumble lousy drive me... Poncho: My devious energy is completely wasted around here.