Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 13, 2008

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Dog: Some of the most evil men in history were actually mailmen! Atilla the Hun, Ivan the Terrible, Vlad the Mailer.. Poncho: You mean, "Vlad the Impaler"? Dog; Oh, I suppose he impaled, but he was one of the most dependable mail-deliverers of all-time! It was atrocious! Poncho: Wow, I guess we should be grateful for the mild-mannered mailmen of today. Dog: We cross-bred them for docile characteristics. Mailmen genes are very malleable.