Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 04, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: We should have a public feud like Lily Allen and Katy Petty, just to stir up the pot a little. Boomer: You're a shorter, fatter version of me. Poncho: You don't write your own songs! Boomer: Songs? I don't sing any songs. Poncho: I thought we were "feuding." Did you really mean what you said about my body? Boomer: And who's Katy Perry? Poncho: No, wait! I'm putting out a new video! You'll see how thin I am now!
Lily Allen is Keith Allens daughter, famous for that and being a singer (Keith Allen was Mother Superior in Trainspotting)
Katy Perry is a singer who made a song called I kissed a girl, and it a bit like Lily but without the famous dad.
Lily likes to bleeep about a lot of people, people bleeep about her, and I really need to get a life!