Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 08, 2009
Transcript:
Boomer: Look at Rocky, that rugged Alpha male brute, gettin' all the girls. Poncho: The ladies do seem to respond to that type. Boomer: Yeah, well, I've got my own plan to show them what I've got on the inside. I've been looking into the late '80s romantic teen comedy model, where I hire some awesome girl to pose as my girlfriend at a dance to totally stick it to some jocks who have been hassling me. Then, against her better judgment, she falls for me, and then a Huey Lewis song comes on. It's just a matter of raising the money and waiting for prom season to start. Poncho: I am so freakin' happy I'm neutered.
That last frame makes it. Hilarious.