Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 21, 2009
August 20, 2009
August 22, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: So wait, nobody tried barking at the squirrels? Boomer: I guess we didn't think of it. Poncho: How could nobody think of it? We're dogs! Our brains are made up of 80% bark! Hudson: Brandon is totally going to win this year. Poncho: C'mon, Kayla is getting a bad rap! Anatomy of a dog brain: Bark. Bark. Food. Food. Bark. Bark. Chew. Chew. Bark. Food. "So You Think You Can Dance."
brendan.kinderis over 15 years ago
Go on, you want to pick up Paul on his maths…..
carmy over 15 years ago
Crazy pooches!
Hillbillyman over 15 years ago
OK Pooches, what did you do with the Walnuts? AND WHERE IS THAT BIG OLE HOLE.
keeleyg over 15 years ago
I beg to differ being a (always hungry) dog. There is a lot more food (kibble, and more kibble, and treats etc.) in that dog brain than barks!
alondra over 15 years ago
Where is “hate cats” in that mumbo jumbo of his brain?
ds133 over 15 years ago
The “hate cats” part of the brain is on the other side, along with the “chasing sticks”, “love hydrants” and “vet hating” parts.
Akenta over 15 years ago
At least both dogs knew who made it to the top 4.
Queen of America over 15 years ago
Don’t forget that Droolias’ brain has a big part for “I love Poo Poo”
pierreandnicole over 15 years ago
“Need to Poop” takes up a big part of the frontal lobe.
ColoradoRider over 15 years ago
Or the Far Side cartoon with the dog translator…
Hey! Hey! Heyheyhey!
tortiequeen over 15 years ago
my dog’s brain is divided into 4 parts 75%sleep 10%eat, 10%bark and 5%pee, but then again he is old and a pug, the laziest breed in the world.
maxita over 15 years ago
Also “you need to scratch my belly” in there somewhere.
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
I’ve never had a dog whose brain was mostly bark; they’ve all been 100% heartwood.
JP Steve Premium Member over 15 years ago
Nicely put, Fritzoid!
spidey over 2 years ago
“So you think you can dance”