Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 02, 2009
November 01, 2009
November 03, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Hi, Sheldon! How's married life? Pigeon: Hm? Oh, well, y'know... pigeons "mate-for-life," so once they find their "soul mate," they're "bonded forever." So of course they're "eternally happy." Voice: SHELDON! GET YOUR FEATHER-BRAINED BUTT OVER HERE! MOVE IT! Poncho: Were you trying to make air-quotes, or emulate being shackled to a rack? Pigeon: I don't even know anymore.
We all know why divorce costs so much… it’s soooo worth it.