Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 24, 2010
Transcript:
Happy Anniversary, Boomer! Boomer: Anniversary? Poncho: Yeah! It's been three years since you came up with your catapult-all-cats-into-the sun idea! Boomer: Wow! I can't help but feel a little bad that no cats have actually been fired into the sun. Gus: Hey, it's a big undertaking, man. Hudson: Yeah. And then there's the gravity concern. The flung cats may all just fall into orbit around the earth, blocking the sun's rays and causing another ice age! Beaumont: Also, we'll never round up all the cats in foreign lands. Gus: And none of us has learned spatial physics, yet. Boomer: Hmm. Poncho: Maybe we should all just learn to get along with the cats. Boomer: You just lost your piece of the cake, chum!
Just mail the cats to Calvin and get him to “transmogrify” them into worms or something.