Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 15, 2010

Transcript:

Mother: Porcho, don't ensnare your brother in a spring-loaded rope trap! Poncho: I'm sick of his smug attitude and his designer scarf-ware. Orlando: It's okay, Mom, I think he's just worried about being left alone. Poncho: Oh, don't get all, "bigger person" now! I am who I am, even if that's petty, grumpy, selfish, opportunistic, conniving, spineless.... There's an adopting guy behind me, isn't there? Did he hear? Did he hear all that? I'm gonna die alone.