Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 01, 2011
January 31, 2011
February 02, 2011
Transcript:
Chazz: I don't mean me and you are going out on Friday, I mean me and the girl I met. Poncho: What for? Chazz: Well, when a human guy and a human girl like each other, they hang out for a while drinking coffee or alcohol, and deciding if they want to kiss. Poncho: Kiss? Chazz: You press your mouths together, and sorta move 'em around. Poncho: You mean like licking? Chazz: No, you don't use your tongue. Well, you can, but on the inside-- Poncho: Oh, gawd, stop! I'm eating, here!
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Oh Gawd, you’re precious, Poncho! ROFL!
Charles Evans Premium Member about 14 years ago
When you hear it described in detail it does sound a little weird.
Bargrove about 14 years ago
Poncho is obviously not a French Poodle!
Hillbillyman about 14 years ago
Gawd!!! My sentiments exactly Ponch.
Larhof52 about 14 years ago
Only chuckle I’ve got so far this morning.
twj0729 about 14 years ago
Funny, very funny! Taken out of context like that it does make kissing, as we practice it, sound kinda weird and why would we do it?
Aries1776 about 14 years ago
“Okay, Poncho, but only if you stop sniffing butts”
dre7861 about 14 years ago
I have one question: When Chaz explains “the Birds and the Bees” will Poncho bark at them?
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Chazz doesn’t win any points in describing the art of seduction.
kpreethy about 14 years ago
LOL….not on the last eventhough :P :P
Destiny23 about 14 years ago
He forgot to mention, the likelihood of a human female kissing him is directly proportional to how much alcohol he can get down her.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
I’m with you Poncho. The way he describes it would make anyone sick!
gofinsc about 14 years ago
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Mungolikecookies about 14 years ago
Isn’t Poncho a little young for “the Talk!”?
pierreandnicole about 14 years ago
I laughed and my eyes teared. Thanks for today’s comic.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
French kissing serves a purpose. Saliva contains trace chemicals unique to the individual, and the exchange not only heightens short-term arousal but helps imprint the “donor” in the “recipient’s” brain. It helps form a neurological pair-bond in a way that closed-mouth kissing cannot.
I’m not making this up.
Biltil Premium Member about 14 years ago
When Chaz explains the birds and the bees, Poncho may volunteer himself for neutering
Bargrove about 14 years ago
fritzoid: Have you checked this on Snopes?
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
Bargrove, I got it from the book “The Male Brain”, by neurologist Louann Brizendine, M.D.
“In the mating game, a kiss is more than a kiss–it’s a taste test. Saliva contains molecules from all the glands in the body, so a French kiss serves up our signature flavor. As soon as Ryan’s tongue touched Nicole’s, information about each other’s health and genes was collected and secretly sent to their brains. If Nicole had genes that were too similar to his and the kiss tasted sour, it would have been a sexual deal-breaker. But the kiss was sweet; it led to another and then another. Scientists have learned that there is plenty of bioactive testosterone in men’s saliva, enough that it may activate the sexual-arousal center in a woman’s brain. So your mother was right–French kissing can lead to sex.” (Chapter Three–The Mating Brain: Love and Lust)
That’s a bit different than what I represented above, but I was reconstructing from memory.