Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 22, 2011
Transcript:
Boomer: Okay, this is the place. Boomer: Now, when we go in, make sure you act "dog." Poncho: I am a dog. How else would I act? Boomer: I know, I know, but just… emphasize it. Poncho: You don't think I'm very dog, do you? Boomer: No, that's not it, I just… Boomer: Here, rub garbage over yourself-- Poncho: Stop it!
comicgos over 13 years ago
Stop it!
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Please don’t ‘sniff’ the other Dogs in there.
Algolei over 13 years ago
It’s true: One can never be DOG enough.
twj0729 over 13 years ago
That’s the one thing I don’t understand about dogs, why they do that. I have to watch my Westie when we are out in the woods or he’ll roll in the first pile of deer poop he finds. I’ve read that they do that to hide their scent from would be prey. I don’t think so! I’m beginning to think he just likes it! It just means he gets a bath when we get home. Transporting him back home, in a closed car with essence of deer poop, is fun!
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
I’m surprised they don’t have special dog breath mints that smell like garbage to enhance that dog aura.
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
Poncho has just a hint of cat smell on him.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Long-dead rotting animal is the best dog perfume there is! They go nuts rolling in it!!
gofinsc over 13 years ago
Does everybody pee on the doorframe when they enter?
pierreandnicole over 13 years ago
Eating something putrid would be fitting too. Will little Poo Poo be inside to welcome them?
thampacks over 13 years ago
yes garbage - you smell like a cat
thampacks over 13 years ago
yes garbage - you smell like a cat
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
“Be the dog, dawg.”