Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 18, 2011

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Dog: So cats are amorphous blobs that mold themselves into shape with their sandpapery tongues? Bobo: That's right. Bobo: That's why they're always lucky themselves. Otherwise they'll devolve into their neutral boo-ious state! Bobo: And it's contact with their saliva that corrupts their victims, causing cat-tamination. That's why it's so important that no one ever, ever… Bobo: … eats cat food. Poncho: Humina humina humina