Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 21, 2012
Transcript:
Poncho: You sell cookies door to door?? How come I'm just hearing about this now?? Girl: Maybe it's the "beware of dog" sign on your lawn. Poncho: That sign specifically says "unless you're bearing food"! Poncho: It's subsection 12 paragraph C, right between "over-pressing the doorbell" and "apples don't count as food"! It's perfectly clear! Girl: I dunno… It's sort of a lot of reading… Poncho: You kids these days!
Apples count as food if they’re covered in caramel!!!