Transcript:
Poncho: Hi, Hudson.
Hudson: Hiyr! Herk hrmer irruck!
Poncho: What?
Hudson: Humrok hurir heroch hrk! Huior rur huwererk!
Poncho: Hudson, I can't understand you. You've got a slipper in your mouth.
Hudson: ?!
Hudson: Holy geez! I forgot that was there!
British Bulldog was a game we played in Australia as kids, similar to the Indian game Kabaddi. The other game would appear to be some reference to the Catholic priesthood.