Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 13, 2013
Transcript:
Boomer: Next lesson of dog reprogramming: Getting your nails clipped. Poncho: Make sure you make a big deal out of it like this: ARRRRORRORRR--- Benjamin Franklin: I keep telling you, I don't need reprogramming! I'm fine! Boomer: Oh, yeah? What about the most important dog quality of all? Loyalty! Poncho: You tossed your mailman master aside just when he needed you the most! Benjamin Franklin: You told me to! Boomer: And you believed us! Poncho: That just shows how bad you need our help!
He needs to go home where his master will feed and love him.