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Man: You want me to pay to walk you in the park to meet girls?
Poncho: That's right!
Poncho: When girls see you walking a cute animal, they'll think you're a sensitive guy and want to talk to--
Man: …Those guys sorta got the market cornered.
Would honestly find it rather odd to walk a penguin or panda in the park.