Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 14, 2013

The vet, definitely. When I worked for a vet, a newbie, he told me to fetch a cat from its cage for a dentistry. I didn’t know there was particular way to get a cat from a cage. I reached in overhead and came out with the cat hanging from my arm, firmly attached with all claws in all four paws. When the vet saw me he said, cranky and dead serious, “What are you DOING with that cat??” His first procedure was to remove the bloody beast from my arm.