Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 19, 2014
Transcript:
Neville: Carrying sample doggie treats in a world full of dogs… It's like I'm a lone man wandering through a post-apocolyptic wasteland! Neville: Shuffling along the blacktop in the gunmetal light, the banished sun circling the earth like a grieving mother with a lamp. Neville: A new terror, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I am legend. Neville: Okay, I'm really wigging myself out here.
I hope it wasn’t Neville’s boss’s idea to put free sample dog biscuits in every mailbox; not everyone has a dog.