Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 28, 2014
Transcript:
Margo: That rotten dog! He's trying to manufacture some stupid rom-com style romance between me and some random guy! Poncho: Margo, wait! The gentleman at the door may mention something about you kidnapping me for ransom. Just giggle and make a joke about your womb drying up and you'll be fine. Good luck! Margo: I'm gonna kill him.
No jury would convict.