Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 01, 2015
Transcript:
Poncho: Your psychotic ex-boyfriend is here to kill me! Mitzi: Ugh, there he is. Still rockin' the soul patch, I see. Poncho: Quick! Does he have any weaknesses? Mitzi" He does! He's got a really small bladder1 Just try going for a walk with him, he'll have to stop, like, ten times! Poncho: You don't really understand male combat rituals, do you? Mitzi: Here, give him this!
Good idea on animal control. Up until yesterday, I kept expecting, after all the build-up, legends and intimidating name, that a chihuahua with a bad attitude was going to step off the bus.