Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 15, 2015
September 14, 2015
September 16, 2015
Transcript:
Professor: Interesting theory! Use the same mooch force that knocked the birds out of the sky to send them back on their rightful path. Boomer: Exactly, Professor! Professor: Of course, to create that same force, we'll need the same aroma of beef stroganoff. But as we all learned in grade school, the presence of beef stroganoff around too many dogs can create a "mooch hole", a vortex so powerful that nothing, not even light, can escape it! Boomer: So how do we get around that, Professor? Professor: Beef stroganoff scratch and sniff!
Argythree over 9 years ago
Uh-oh. Another one of those strange forces of nature is about to emerge…
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
The professor just happened to have a scratch-and-sniff card with beef Stroganoff on it, didn’t he?
JusSayin over 9 years ago
Have John Waters provide the scratch and sniff cards, and dress the pooches in the finest of Polyesters. Didn’t all those scratch and sniff cards smell like bananas?
JusSayin over 9 years ago
Professor even looks like John Waters.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
May the “MOOCH” be with you………….All Birds Prepare for lift-off…..Begin the scratching………..
dre7861 over 9 years ago
I vote for seeing the formation of the Mooch Hole!
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
Good morning everyone.-————————One mooch vortex coming up.-————————Be healthy, wealthy and wise, my friends.
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
What’s so great about beef stroganoff, anyway?
daleandkristen over 9 years ago
Time for appearances by Mink Coat and the late, great Devine.
badcyclist Premium Member over 9 years ago
That idea is so crazy, it just might work.