Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 22, 2016
Transcript:
Poncho: Why is that thing after me? I haven't done anything! Dog: No, but you will. And you've been targeted for vacunation. The 600 Series couldn't go up stairs. We could avoid them easy. But they got better. Soon they developed these vacuums that were able to automatically vacuum whole rooms totally on their own. Poncho: Yeah, they're called "Roombas". They've had those for years. Dog: Really? Wait....what year is this? Isn't it 1984? Poncho: No, it's 2016. Dog: Man. I wondered why there wasn't more synthesizer music.
I still think there’s got to be an ‘Off’ switch to that thing. Even if its an undocumented feature.