Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 11, 2016
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Transcript:
Poncho: The man is about to embark on his lunch, little realizing that he is the target of the stealthy ninja! The stealthy ninja sneaks closer to his prey. The stealthy ninja is silent as the wind. The stealthy ninja.... Chazz: Poncho, no mooching while I'm eating. Poncho: The ninja's skills are no match for toenails on linoleum.
RE: “silent as the wind” There is another flaw besides the toenails. What about “as odorless as an artificial bouquet.”?